maxolasersquad @maxolasersquad@mastodon.baucum.me

Cold War unicorns

Aptitude, you got some fucking aptitude
I can't believe what you said to me
You got some aptitude

Who has mta-sts enabled on their mail server? This guy, that's who.

You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not

Having no understanding of the intricacies of Indian life or culture, many of the toots here could be completely racist or bigoted and I'd have no idea. I just choose to respond in my mind, "Right on dude."

@nickel Please wait until Monday to roll out this major release.

Now that I'm almost 40 I have no idea who all of these pop icons are that everyone keeps talking about. Unlike when I was younger when I knew who they all where and couldn't figure out how to avoid them.

I changed the password on my server, but my fingers haven't got the memo yet.

@maxeddy Sounds like the end of a Star Trek episode. "Captain, I just need Portshift to show Microservice Security leveraging Istio Service Mesh." "Make it so."

@Dee Awesome! Now I don't have to feel like I've been emasculated every time I do my laundry.

@spookywitch@witches.live I've long been of the opinion that the left needs to drop the Clintons from their circle. There's very little about the Clintons that aligns with left, or event center-left ideals.

A picture of my cat, for your viewing satisfaction.

Judging by ads that get served to me, companies ability to predict appropriate advertising for my interests is about as good as a mom predicting Digimon would be a great present for her Pokémon loving child.

https://www.wired.com/story/twitter-insiders-saudi-arabia-spy/

Banned from Youtube, Chinese propagandists are using Pornhub to publish anti-Hong Kong videos

https://boingboing.net/2019/11/14/sexy-astroturfers.html